OH MY GOD

my mother signed up for some sort of text message safety thing (I don’t really know how it works because I didn’t bother looking) but she GAVE IT MY PHONE NUMBER and I keep getting texts from it saying “alanna is safe” 

GREAT

THANKS

and now my mom keeps texting me saying “SIGN UP FOR IT NOW”

no

why does she do these things

I need to confiscate all her technology