January 2012
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OH MY GOD
my mother signed up for some sort of text message safety thing (I don’t really know how it works because I didn’t bother looking) but she GAVE IT MY PHONE NUMBER and I keep getting texts from it saying “alanna is safe”
GREAT
THANKS
and now my mom keeps texting me saying “SIGN UP FOR IT NOW”
no
why does she do these things
I need to confiscate...
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Test For Girls
saccharinescorpion:
alaingrpolanco:
So here is a little test for the ladies. Now I know a lot of you have that really nice best guy friend that likes you (trust me if he’s straight he likes you). I want you, just for once, to pick the nice guy. I will guaranty you that you’ll be happier with him then the other guys you usually date.
So here is a little test for you. Now I know you have an...
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Watchdbluerichards:
morningtemper:
princeponey:
misha-bawlins:
Awesome nature sounds generator.
you can choose any combination of sounds you like - for example, fire + wind in leaves + forest birds - and click “Export to file” to save it on your computer.
No need to go camping or to a beach or actually to ever to go outside any more. Tumblr provides everything.
i have thunder, heartbeat...
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So in preparation for The Help to very likely win...
stfuconfederates:
I decided to take a look over every film that’s ever won best picture at the Academy Awards, to get a little bit of context. From 1927-2010, there were 12 films in which I could remember a Black character. 12.
Examples: A Black soldier under the command of a white sergeant, a ‘racist’ Black cop with a Colombian girlfriend, the janitor of a gym owned by a white man, a slave, a...
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lord I think my shift key is in its death throes
this is what I get for always shifting my caps instead of using caps lock
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Two non-offensive alternatives to the term "spirit...
selchieproductions:
Daemon - The only one you’re appropriating is Pullman and by appropriating Pullman you’re upsetting no-one, save possibly the Pope.
Patronus - Wizards everywhere are more than willing to lend you this term and the geekiness is an added bonus. I just read that geeks are sexy, or so the Metro, so, there you go, a patronus is clearly your next ascribed accessory.
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tw: domestic violence - the thing about michael...
cyruspotnoodle:
mswyrr:
…is that he’s a domestic violence committing, female co-star intimidating asshole. You can read the details of what he did to his female partner at the link. Regarding his treatment of female costars: Kiera Knightly didn’t want him spanking her during one of their scenes in a film & said so while tied up; in reply he said “Keira, you’re tied to a bed. You’re not...
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Anonymous asked: I think what that statement tries to do, is attack the argument that "marriage is sacred and should only be between a man and a woman". If marriage is sacred, why can we end it so soon? Why isn't it as serious as it should be? It's just a way of saying "Your arguments are bullshit", I think.
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sweet jesus I have 27 tabs open someone save me
I had to look up the lyrics for summertime sadness because all I can hear is “telephone wires above are sizzling like a snail”
roxanneritchi:
nextian:
Guys, ACTA does not go into effect tomorrow, nor is a vote happening tomorrow. While the petition on AccessNow is, I’m sure, an extremely impressive benchmark (100,000, guys, we did it!) we don’t need 100,000 signatures or 150,000 or whatever number they’ll adjust it to when they hit 150,000 (as they should, because they’re trying to drum up support, and numbers breed...
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